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    Are we not allowed to tell clean jokes any more?

    When do we start burning books.

    I'll start practicing my "Heil Hitler".
    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    You've been warned once...the members of this forum will moderate you on their own...

    Good Luck

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    • #3
      Originally posted by smac2K View Post
      You've been warned once...the members of this forum will moderate you on their own...

      Good Luck
      I have been warned about telling a joke that asked how many sensitive and caring men it took to do the dishes? To which the answer was "both of them"?

      Come on. Get real.

      Having a bad night?
      "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

      Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        Originally posted by smac2K View Post
        You've been warned once...the members of this forum will moderate you on their own...

        Good Luck
        Do you mean I'll be ostracized by my fellow members for telling clean jokes?

        I have to admit that is a bit out of character but to be shunned would seem rather extreme.

        Of course no one pays any attention to me now (I started out writing "Of course hardly anyone pays much attention to me now." but I thought about it and changed it.).

        I'm not sure exactly what else they could do.

        But then again there are some fairly inventive and devious minds out there. (Jason, stay out of this, you too Ulrich, just to mention a couple).

        And Doug, wherever you are, quit laughing.
        "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

        Albert Einstein

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        • #5
          I thought they were funny and don't see why they were deleted.
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          • #6
            I agree, they were pretty funny.
            Some people just need to lighten up. It was seriously just a joke, I'm sure over half of you have told jokes way worse than that.


            But omggggg the internet is serious business guys!!

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            • #7
              I was following the rules and doing what I thought was right...

              It is quite rude of you for calling me dumb for deleting it. I'm not supposed to take it personal, but it's kind of hard...

              Thanks, and I hope you are all happy! Happy Joking!
              Last edited by smac2K; 04-16-2009, 05:01 PM. Reason: Decided not to re-open thread...

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              • #8
                People think that because they can tell a joke to there friends that they know, it is OK to tell the world, well not everyone is their friend and not everyone thinks it is a good, clean and funny joke.

                A joke that could offend someone one is not a a good clean joke, to me, unless you are making fun of yourself or you know all that will hear it or read will not be offend by it.
                Last edited by smac2K; 04-16-2009, 04:54 PM.
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                • #9
                  wow, awesome.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Coop View Post
                    A joke that could offend someone one is not a a good clean joke, to me, unless you are making fun of yourself or you know all that will hear it or read will not be offend by it.
                    Offend someone? That is what political correctness is all about. I for one am sick to death of it.
                    We need to be sensitive to other and their feelings, but they too need to be thicker skined.

                    When one group of people can use a word, and another can not. That is a double standard. If the work is so bad, why keep using it at all.

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                    • #11
                      I have told lawyer, doctor, bald(that's me), fat(me again), accountant, nuclear power(again me), political, gun, Minnesota, Oly & Lena, Illinois, Wisconsin, German (Hi Ulrich), Hollander(Hi Erik), football, baseball, basketball, etc, jokes and possibly even a few(well, maybe more than a few) off- color jokes. And the list goes on. I can't even remember all of them.

                      I imagine a doctor, lawyer, German, etc. could have been offended. Or some other bald fat guy.

                      The idea was not to offend, but to entertain. To my knowledge none of them has ever been censored before. I'm not sure anyone has had a joke censored before.

                      Do we want a forum where we can all be ourselves or do we want a place where we all have to tiptoe around and run everything we post past a committee that will decide wether or not it is politically correct?

                      If the membership decides that they would rather not have jokes told then fine, I will abstain. I do not have a joke telling fetish. I merely enjoy humor and wish to share it with my friends and be entertained by their stories in return.

                      Thanks,

                      Joe
                      "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

                      Albert Einstein

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                      • #12
                        Joe

                        I personally find them intertaining. My wife loved the Am radio joke.

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                        • #13
                          Ok.. someone needs to PM me this joke.

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                          • #14
                            Check out the "She was so blond" thread.

                            As far as I know no one has censored that one yet.

                            I guess blonds probably don't understand them, so they aren't offended .
                            "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

                            Albert Einstein

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                            • #15
                              But I want to read the one that's causing trouble.

                              Don't worry. Nothing offends me. Well sometimes I offend myself and others but that's pretty much it :lolL

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                              • #16
                                you should check out our post-whore (ie. The Damned) threads on lone star. We've got all types of racist, sexist, offensive, and tasteless jokes/images galore


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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by Doctor Mugen View Post
                                  you should check out our post-whore (ie. The Damned) threads on lone star. We've got all types of racist, sexist, offensive, and tasteless jokes/images galore
                                  Hey, I am a whore. You comment using post-whore offends me

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Jasonoff View Post
                                    But I want to read the one that's causing trouble.

                                    Don't worry. Nothing offends me. Well sometimes I offend myself and others but that's pretty much it :lolL
                                    PM sent. It's really pretty mild. I don't know why it would offend.A couple of gays that I work with usually tell the best gay jokes.
                                    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits."

                                    Albert Einstein

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by Stratocaster View Post
                                      Hey, I am a whore. You comment using post-whore offends me
                                      Sorry whore, but your flaming emoticon offends me


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                                      • #20
                                        Oh, now I am so "Hot"!

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