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    1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

    2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

    3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

    5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

    6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

    7. You measure distance in minutes.

    8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

    9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

    10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit

    11. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

    12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

    13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

    14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

    15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

    16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

    17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.

    18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

    19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

    20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"
    "Blue Oh-Two" (#424)
    Rick's header, Hondata gasket, Mugen thermostat/fan switch, Mugen radiator cap, Aussie mirror, Lucid's rear speakers, Alpine CDA-7893R & KCE-865B, Muz's saddlebag, Windscreen Light, Modifry's glove box organizer and lots of Zaino!


  • #2
    fairly accurate

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    • #3
      I'd post something about being from Seattle but I'd be too depressed about the gray skys
      Become an S2KCA Member, the only NON-PROFIT S2000 Car Club!

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      • #4
        Yup...


        Mike Judge is from Austin and pretty much everything on that cartoon is true-to-life.

        My friend from South Dakota asked the waiter for "pop" and no one knew what the hell she was asking for

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        • #5
          here are some cities and counties to add to the list

          Refugio, Humble, Bandera, Leakey, Llano, Muenster, Wylie, Bexar, Comal, Atascosa
          2006 LPB

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rick435 View Post
            here are some cities and counties to add to the list

            Refugio, Humble, Bandera, Leakey, Llano, Muenster, Wylie, Bexar, Comal, Atascosa
            Rick - you forgot Boerne.
            Last edited by photodavo; 04-18-2007, 12:02 PM.
            Davo



            The older I get, the faster I was

            '02 Sebring Silver
            '07 VW Touareg V6
            '70 Volvo 1800E

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rick435 View Post
              here are some cities and counties to add to the list

              Refugio, Humble, Bandera, Leakey, Llano, Muenster, Wylie, Bexar, Comal, Atascosa

              Did you mean Atascocita? I'll be there ain't a Yankee out the that can pronounce Llano. All my life (before Texas) I thought it was L as in laughing.

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              • #8
                Haiku for Texans:

                DESIRE
                Darn, in that tube-top
                You make me almost forget
                you are my cousin

                DEPRIVED
                In WalMart toy aisle
                Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
                Mama whups his rear

                BEAUTY
                Naked in repose
                Silvery silhouette girls
                Adorn my mudflaps

                BLAZE
                Distant siren screams
                Dumbass Verne's been playing with
                Gasoline again

                EXUBERANCE
                Joyous, playful, bright
                Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
                Of old motor oil

                ALONE
                Seeking solitude
                Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
                Restraining order

                IMPOUNDED
                Sixty-five dollars
                And cyclone fence keeps me from
                My El Camino

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